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Re: Jokes :)
« Reply #30 on: November 19, 2013, 06:01:02 PM »

comes when called
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« Reply #31 on: November 20, 2013, 03:36:23 AM »

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« Reply #32 on: November 20, 2013, 03:12:32 PM »

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« Reply #33 on: November 22, 2013, 03:57:31 AM »

catch responsibility
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« Reply #34 on: November 23, 2013, 05:15:23 AM »

just leave it in draftspng
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« Reply #35 on: November 23, 2013, 04:00:53 PM »

dont like google
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« Reply #36 on: November 25, 2013, 03:21:11 PM »

cant open the jar
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« Reply #37 on: November 26, 2013, 03:57:47 PM »

driver seat upgrade
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« Reply #38 on: November 27, 2013, 05:39:30 PM »

hunting sesone for ducks
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« Reply #39 on: November 29, 2013, 08:58:19 AM »

try to make complaint
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« Reply #40 on: December 03, 2013, 11:33:29 AM »
How to use escalator:

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« Reply #41 on: December 05, 2013, 01:35:55 PM »

slicing victims
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« Reply #42 on: December 06, 2013, 02:06:02 AM »

lit food on fire
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« Reply #43 on: December 06, 2013, 01:50:08 PM »

implying implications

(No hablo InglÚs. - I do not speak English.)
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« Reply #44 on: December 06, 2013, 02:13:09 PM »

happy christmass
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